Five Guys Fries are Best Fries

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 02/22/2018 at 22:29 • Filed to: None

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AestheticsInMotion > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:33

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Homemade fries are best fries

(the secret is a boatload of oil and spices. Sweet potatoes if you’re adventurous)

fhrblig > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:41

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

WILD FRIES OR GTFO

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:41

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I’ll agree and I’ll add that they’re perfect when dipped in mayo.

shop-teacher > fhrblig 02/22/2018 at 22:43

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Never heard of it.

BKosher84 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:43

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Bro do you even Cajun?

shop-teacher > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:43

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They’re pretty damn great!

shop-teacher > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/22/2018 at 22:44

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If you get mayo anywhere near my fries, I will cut you.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:46

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They used to be, but then they got soggy. Chick-Fil-A’s fries are best fries. Their chicken is only okay, but dem waffle fries...

fhrblig > shop-teacher 02/22/2018 at 22:50

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Then just take my word for it. They are transcendent.

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:50

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Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:52

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Overkill.

I’ll just stick with a dipping sauce of mustard and mayo.

crowmolly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:52

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A fresh bucket of these is extremely hard to beat.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > AestheticsInMotion 02/22/2018 at 22:53

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The best fries are yukon golds cut too 3/8th, blanch them, let them chill, fry them, let them chill again, the final frying until golden, then toss in 50(salt)/50(pepper).  

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:53

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Well, you’re fucking wrong.

46and2aheadofme > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 22:55

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Fries are merely a vehicle for ketchup.

shop-teacher > fhrblig 02/22/2018 at 22:57

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I’ll have to.

Agrajag > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:03

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Love ‘em with malt vinegar.

Shoop > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:03

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They smell amazing, but taste less amazing.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:07

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They are... shit I haven’t had five guys in over a year, I should probably change that

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > 46and2aheadofme 02/22/2018 at 23:09

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You’re weird

wafflesnfalafel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:10

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counter point - onion rings

Matsayz > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:11

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Wrong. No one wants soggy fries... especially when you have to dig through the damn fries to get the burger, no thank you

AestheticsInMotion > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/22/2018 at 23:12

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Secret fry recipe? You better believe I’ll be trying that

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > AestheticsInMotion 02/22/2018 at 23:15

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I’ve cooked well over 10 tons of fries at work, so I better know my shit with fries. I have my way, but you can google double frying fries to better results.

Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:18

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Never been to 5 guys. I keep meaning to go, but it never pans out. I have to say though, there’s something about McD’s fries that just makes them hard to beat.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:19

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I prefer food that won’t kill me.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > shop-teacher 02/22/2018 at 23:20

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This is the struggle of being a Colombian in the US.

I don’t get the hostility toward fries and mayo.

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/22/2018 at 23:22

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I’m sorry but the best fries, are chips.

Proper chip shop chips.

Or steak cut thick cut chips.

Crispy on the outside and light and fluffy on the inside.

AestheticsInMotion > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/22/2018 at 23:46

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What’s the best way to fry them if I don’t have a deep fryer. This is outside of my cooking experience

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/22/2018 at 23:52

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Oh yeah? Well, you’re dumb and you probably drive a Yugo.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Shoop 02/22/2018 at 23:53

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You might be correct about that.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 02/22/2018 at 23:54

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Then why are you alive?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 02/22/2018 at 23:55

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In-n-Out are worst fries.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend 02/22/2018 at 23:56

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Whenever I come to where you are, let’s do lunch and I’ll have whatever you’re having.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Chariotoflove 02/22/2018 at 23:57

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Even their basic cheeseburger.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > crowmolly 02/22/2018 at 23:57

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Ooh: crinkle cut is good fries.

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 00:23

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Sounds good.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 00:31

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I tend to agree. They’re OK if you order them lightly cooked (fry light), but even then I’ve had better. Animal Style is just too much.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 00:32

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Correction: Five Guys cajun cries are best fries

Wendy’s aren’t actually that bad either.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Svend 02/23/2018 at 01:18

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Fish and chips, chips are among some of the best fries I’ve had. Although they don’t compare to the fries I had in France. Every steak had the best fries paired with it. Absolutely divine.

Svend > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 02/23/2018 at 01:29

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The chips I had in France were okay, but then it was a motorway services just outside Lyon.

The chip depends on the potato, how it’s cooked and what it’s paired with.

French’d chips don’t suit a steak, steak cut chips are thicker to absorb more of the steak juices and take more sauce with the steak itself.

French’d are more suited to finger eating with burgers, etc...

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Svend 02/23/2018 at 01:39

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I had a lot of steaks in Paris. I agree they could be a little ticker. You’ve just reminded me of all the food I had while I was there. Now I’m just hungry.

These fried potato rounds actually had a great texture.

I’m not sure how to classify this cut but they had a nice size while also being manageable.

Svend > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 02/23/2018 at 02:00

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Potato slices are so good and so easy

Wash and rinse the potato then leaving the skin on, slice into equal thickness slices and then fry. Slices are good for building food on top of. You can elegantly stack a little food on top and fork the food to your mouth rather than swap hands with the fork and use it to spoon the food to your mouth.

Those ones look more steak cut. Good for picking up with fingers, hold some of the heat it, can hold a good amount of sauce with a good contrast in textures from crisp outer to fluffy inner.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 06:37

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You’re wrong. Or at least in my experience you are. Their fries are far too soggy. I assume they’re not cooked for long enough or they didn’t get the oil hot enough.

AdverseMartyr > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 06:52

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Great, you’ve turned this into a little mini-jezebel where everyone has a different opinion, and is ready to break out the knives and cut people. Did the whole AR-15 to ban or not to ban argument get to boring for you?

shop-teacher > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 02/23/2018 at 07:02

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I hate mayo. Mayo is the devil.

Shoop > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 07:22

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Especially after the 70th fry

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 07:38

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Because I ate the fries that are not cooked in oil that is poisonous to me.

bshappy > AestheticsInMotion 02/23/2018 at 07:53

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Cast iron dutch oven + thermometer.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > AdverseMartyr 02/23/2018 at 09:21

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No.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > AdverseMartyr 02/23/2018 at 09:27

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I’m not sure what to make of your comment, but if you are trying to stir shit with me, please stop and just move onto someone’s comment that’s more to your liking.

It turns out that Oppos really enjoy debating things like who has good fries and it’s a nice diversion from how the people in Washington are taking our nation to Hell on a fast horse and the rest of the planet with it.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Matsayz 02/23/2018 at 09:29

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Yeah. I see where you’re coming from on that. Gotta get the bag open quickly. But they use flavorful potatoes and they fry them a bit browner and leave on the skins and I like all of those qualities. And I eat fries but seldom.

I’m just trying to stir some poop in a more diversionary way than politics, which annoys some of the Oppos when I do that.

AdverseMartyr > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/23/2018 at 09:53

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Nope. Trying to make a joke. People are commenting about what they will do if you touch Mayo to their fries. And there’s someone defending McDonald’s fries, when clearly Burger King is at least the winner in that category.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > AdverseMartyr 02/23/2018 at 09:57

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Thank you for replying again. I see the irony as well and enjoy arguing about mayo on fries — who does that? — because children mowed down in schools is much less pleasant to ponder.

I hope the tone of my previous reply didn’t come across snarky. I am very sad right now. I am also a teacher and a firearms enthusiast, a former school administrator, friend of law enforcement generally, and mortified and disgusted by our current POTUS.

Nothing but love for you, and I’ll stir up a fresh French Fry debate later this morning.